Sixer

An expression used to describe optimal outcomes of an event. Beyond the typical cool or sweet, sixer is reserved for those few moments when perfection is attained.

Guy One: "Dude...I just made it to the packy...it was ONE minute before they closed"
Guy Two: "Sixer!"

by SweetLou1230 May 28, 2006

siper

a hairy jew who is short and fat

The siper was the worst basketball player

by Alec Federico December 19, 2008

sexpert

When all four members of a rock band or guitar hero group play on expert.

Timmy: "Wow you guys are playing Spirit in the Sky on sexpert?"

Johnny: "It's a struggle. Rich can barely survive on medium..."

by augustdirk41 May 21, 2011

Page Eighty-Sixers

Laymen paparazzi who commonly spot people who look "just like" celebrities at the mall, church, and Applebee's.

Page Eighty-Sixers point to random people they encounter in public and say, "Doesn't that person look just like Colin Farrell?"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Cider-Sipper

Someone who doesn't drink beer and only prefers to drink ciders.

Dan: Hey John, please go buy us some drinks and by the way don't forget to also buy some Original Sin for steve.

John: Why? Won't he drink Heineken like the rest of us?

Dan: No, he's a cider-sipper.

by Jez86 August 27, 2012

latte sipper

A rich person or persons who exploit their richness in public and brag excessively about it.

(also see latte sippers

That guy just bought a car so he can drive two blocks to work, what a latte sipper

by Peter Sibicky April 14, 2008

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020