gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.

Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!

by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.

Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."

by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008

Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Ben Simmons

A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.

Ben Simmons is the GOAT

by Ben Simmons Fan June 8, 2023

Elias simmons

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting

Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.

by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023