shmiertz

a fine pate' spread for matzos

please pass the ge shmiertz a matzos

by Dr shmiertz July 25, 2006

Simler

Simler is a tag based Social Network. Simler uses these “tags” in order to connect people with similar interests.

Dave: Dude, you hear about Simler?

Jake: Nah, man what it is?

Dave: A Tag Based Social Network!

by RttaM December 17, 2009

simmer

a person who plays the sims alot and never stops playing it

i have been a simmersince 2003

by justasimfan December 5, 2016

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

smiers

a female who is always on her period. At least it looks like that, she is always mad and think she is beter than every one else.

Why are you so Smiers today

by Special kitty101 January 11, 2018