shpooger 

someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

Arnold your such a shpooger

shpooger by jonshwick October 5, 2018

Shpookie 

A greasy rat tail hanging off of a red neck's head. When you look at it you vomit from disgust. The person that has the "shpookie" looks like a toothless salamander.

When I sat down on on the rickety roller coaster at the county fair and that greasy little redneck smiled at me with his missing front tooth and greasy rat-tail I said "man that's shpookie!!"

Shpookie by booty247 May 27, 2019

shpooner 

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

shpooner by Lucyworm April 16, 2021

shoopdabang 

when the poob doeshoty in the ploomb boon.

"when is the glomby?"
"shoopdabang!"

shoopdabang by kaiipastel October 29, 2022

Shpoogie 

When you accidentally wear the wrong dirty sock and your dehydrated baby soup is reconstituted inside your shoe as a result of friction and sweat. Some may even experience a "slip-and-slide" effect when there is enough ejaculate and sweat that the sock can no longer maintain traction within the shoe.

Dude, I think I pulled a shpoogie on myself.

From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.

Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.

Shpoogie by Rooskadoodle December 1, 2022

Doopy Shmoopy

art thou not shmoopy enough, thi, doopy shmoopy.

"you are not very shmoopy today."
"yeah, I know."
"thi doopy shmoopy."

Doopy Shmoopy by rogerinarhap June 7, 2019

Micrupple shmoople 

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

Micrupple shmoople by Fishy milo October 4, 2019