Brick Shithouse

Large muscular lean adult male who appears menacing but is scared to fight

Don't be intimidated by his size he is a brick shithouse

by ibwaheemi August 15, 2022

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.

"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"

by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022

Shithouse Ministries

The organization responsible for distributing religious tracts in bathroom stalls around the world, with such titles as "What If You Died Today?", "Are You Saved?", etc...

Shithouse Ministries left me a pamphlet to read while I was taking a dump this morning.

by Student of the World January 7, 2021

Shithoused

Very drunk/pissed,to the point that you might need to spend the night near the toilet/outhouse or a bucket/bin.

"Wow,Tom was so shithoused the other night he threw up so much."

by Montanagrl5 January 17, 2019

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouseable

The ability to shithouse a task

I think dressing up as cartoon characters is fairly shithouseable

by MATLFan1010 May 2, 2022