Shithouse

A person who constantly gets out of buying a round of drinks

He’s sneaked off again hasn’t he and it’s his round , the fucking shithouse

by She hit house March 6, 2025

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Shithoused

Wasted drunk.

Dude I was completely shithoused in Vegas

by Fuckthatnoise July 23, 2021

Shithouse

Chris Martin and Derby County

Chris Martin is a big shithouse, he shithoused Nottingham Forest

by Chris_Martin July 4, 2020

Brick Shithouse

Large muscular lean adult male who appears menacing but is scared to fight

Don't be intimidated by his size he is a brick shithouse

by ibwaheemi August 15, 2022

stewie SHITHOUSE

A Stewie SHITHOUSE is a guy from Rhyl that loves moody gear. He has loads of pretend jobs but is a wind turbine painter.

That idiot looks like a Stewie SHITHOUSE

by Owens wan kenobi September 5, 2024

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021