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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
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shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.
Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!
by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005
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Shitten

Shitten is a term to describe a cat with curly hair (also known as a sheep cat/kitten) which comes from the Selkirk Rex breed of cats.
Person 1: omg I just got a new shitten
Person 2: wtf is a shitten
Person 3: it’s a sheep+cat

Person 2: oh, *please don’t call it that*
by Hibiscus 🌺 October 11, 2020
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Grammar Shitter

A person who:
1. Doesn't know the difference between (your, you're)/(their, there, they're)/ (its, it's).
2. Gets upset when someone corrects their grammar and says something along the lines of "Grammar police" and "wow your that type of guy" and "nobody cares, its the internet" (notice how it's all wrong)
3. Won't just say thanks, edit their post, and move along (aka hella prideful despite being wrong)
Wow the advertisement guy's a grammar shitter. He wrote "The first of it's kind."

Grammar Shitters are downgrading the quality of English in the world. They won't accept their errors and get upset at people for properly using English grammar.
by Romsicle March 4, 2019
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sheltered

A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.

A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.

Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.
by not found [Error 404] November 16, 2010
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free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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