Shelly

HURT; to be a Cock-block. Very un-intelligent. Has no mind of a person her age.

Why is Shelly so HURT?

by SW1FTK1CKS July 8, 2011

shelly

shelly is your town perv. stalking the streets always on the prowl.

watch it!

shelly stared into an open window

by ShelsieTheSeashell May 17, 2018

Shelly

fake, jealous, selfcentered

Your being a shelly right now

by Drnippz3377 November 29, 2016

Shelley Anderson

The most amazing friend, mom, and person in the world.

Also known as "Shelley Shampoo."

Has an admired sense of style. A chameleon of fashion.

A stunning radiant glow.

"That girl is pretty and all, but she's definitely no Shelley Anderson"

by extensions January 11, 2009

Shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***

1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelleyed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."

by Stephen TO August 6, 2008

Shelly

Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.

Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.

Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me

Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly

Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.

by nofuxgiven January 11, 2019

Mary Shelley

Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.

"Jakes a mother fucker."

replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"

"Jakes a Mary Shelley."

For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.

"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"

by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008