Shelton's Law

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).

JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*

by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

The sheldo

When you are having sex with a girl and pull out right before cumming, and jump up like a spider monkey and shoot your load in the girls mouth while plugging her nose.

After a six month drought I was fortunate enough to meet a whore who allowed me to run the sheldo.

by AKassassasin December 19, 2018

Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .

That's some Shelton ish.

by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016

Shelden

Shelden is a wonderful person. He or she is either very determined in life and will make something out of it. Shelden is very cool, funny, and very brave. But he is sometimes shy with the person he likes, and sometimes uncertain of who he likes. He does things out of people's expectation. He makes everyone fall for him with just eye contact and smooth talking. Other then that Shelden is just amazing.

Person 1 : "Why are the girls giggling over there?"

Person 2 : " Probably talking about a Shelden."

by yasminahahahaha September 29, 2018

Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

sheldonite

An individual who watches the CBS program Young Sheldon.

“Hey dude, you know Eric?”
“Oh yeah, that guys a sheldonite. Fuck him.”

by moistbutt November 5, 2019

Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009