Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007

poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 10, 2009

Sheeted up

Adjective, describing the appearance of a dead person, usually at the scene of a crime

Man, I heard Lamont just got capped — I walked past his crib and he was all sheeted up. Damn!

by Willy The Labrador May 8, 2018

Queen Sheet

English Currency.

'Are you out tonight?'

'No, I'm low on Queen Sheet'

by Los Bros Hennos April 5, 2009

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009