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sheeping bag

"yea Justin is allergic to latex to so he had to throw on the old sheeping bag when he brought that chick home last night."
by mexicanmanatee June 30, 2009
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Charlie Sheening

If someone is Charlie Sheening, he is always WINNING!! TO Charlie Sheen is very difficult as it requires Tiger Blood and saying it like it is i.e. I win here I win there I win everywhere.
At the last olympic games, Michael Phelps was really Charlie Sheening
by Olsted May 9, 2011
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Sheening

Similar to Reaganing, Sheening involves an extended period (72+ hours) of pure awesomeness. Qualities to be sustained while Sheening:

- Embracing a "FTW" mentality, accepting no judgments from your peers, no apologies necessary
- Significant use of drugs and alcohol
- Sex, lots of it, preferably with pros
- Teeth dripping in tiger blood
- Magic emanating from your finger tips
- Maintaining the performance, focus and destructive power of an F-18 fighter jet, including during naps
- Publicly eviscerating your employer and all others who might stand in your way
- Embodiment of the American spirit
- Being a True American Hero (TAH)
Charlie Sheen, TAH. Vintage 2011 Sheening:

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like you know, droopy eyed armless children."

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”

“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.”
by His Majesty the King March 17, 2011
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Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.
Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"
by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009
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Sheening

man charlie sheen thinks he is sheening
by phoenixisvaticanassassin March 20, 2011
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Load Shedding

Busting a “nut” or “load” across a row of kneeling Bangladeshi whore’s or Ex-girlfriends faces.
Hey Man, what are you doing this weekend? Going to a house party, it’s going to be load shedding gang bang at your moms house
by 2 Fists 1 Butt January 21, 2019
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Sheening

1. The act of going on an epic bender or otherwise acting in a manner destructive to others and/or yourself.

2. Behaving in any manner while being Charlie Sheen.
Friend 1: "Dude, I woke up on my couch at 9am in a full suit."
Friend 2: "Yeah, you were really sheening last night."
Friend 1: "At least I was ready for work."
by Shy-town March 13, 2011
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