shark

aquatic version of a cougar; also a cougar that tries to hook up with you at the beach.

damn look out for that shark, you mom wouldn't approve.

by supercalifradilisticexpiallydo March 01, 2010

the shark

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":
splash
-(man)-
Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-
One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege
Whewww!
Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-
Wait, something just bumped me...

by TFB Monkeys January 28, 2008

the shark

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

by Reginald Flumpkin July 08, 2006

Shark

A animal that only wants to have his dick sucked.

"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"Suck my diiiiiiiick"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"

Shark bitch!

by EATmy@$$ October 17, 2008

Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012

Sharks

Sharks - Brilliant. Everything else including Nazi's - Rubbish.

Child: Hey! That slide was brilliant.

Man: No, Child, Sharks are brilliant.

by CharltonTBurton September 05, 2011

sharked

To be checked on and/or watched by office personnel. Activity is most common to events in which people may be having too much fun or are getting loud enough for it to be obvious that work activities are not being performed.

To be caught participating in a non-productive activity.

John's doing another lap around the cubicles; we are totally being sharked.

or -

Seeing any more than three people in a cubicle at any given time caused the office manager to shark the building.

by Lori Wildrick January 02, 2009