United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

service turd

a waiter, waitress, or other retail worker who has a bad attitude or bad service.

My waitress at Olive Garden last night was a service turd. she took my menu before I had ordered!

by professionalpotato June 7, 2016

service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.

For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.

by krwinkler October 17, 2017

selice

A courageous female Viking warrior born from the ashes of a silver Phoenix. A mother to all with love as true as freya herself. Earthbound and loyal she will never let you down.

Damn. Don't fuck with Selice, she will fuck you up...

by Ezio, the badger January 22, 2018

Service Dog

Life saving floof.

Service dogs safe lives.

by Floof Saves the Day May 17, 2022

Sinfull Services

Sinfull Services also known as a DDoS service was a minecraft clan ran by sexylush and mythic exploits they targeted synhcf for a few months before moving on to bigger things

Sinfull Services is the best DDoS attack service out there

by xblskittles December 15, 2020

ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.

I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.

by YAWA January 28, 2021