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crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.
I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.
by The Black Plague October 26, 2017
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Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes
watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets
by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003
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Semen Sunrise

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.
Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.
by Shartz December 28, 2007
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Sebemma

Pronunciation: Seb•Emma or Se•Be•Ma

The word "Sebemma" can be used as a noun, pronoun, or adjective. The word describes a person that ruins something fun, like a game, joke, or riddle. (i.e. Someone tell a riddle to his group of friends. One of his friends figures the riddle out. He then goes off to tell all his other friends that don't know, effectively ruining the riddle and fun.) This word is interchangeable with the more common words like "Party Pooper", "Buzzkill" and "Mood Killer". The original "Sebemmas" were two people named Sebastien and Emma, hence the name "Sebemma". Being called, named or associated with the word causes discomfort with some people to the point that they will defend themselves even though they are guilty. They will go as far as to pass on blame of being a "Sebemmas" to escape the corruption of it's title.
One Sebemma says: "I know the triangle game!" Following this he/she goes to yell the answer to it."

One Sebemma kicks a ball into a small forest. He then leave everyone else to find the ball in the forest offering no help.

Someone yells: "Hey you're a Sebemma"
The Accused Sebemma say; "No im not a Sebemma, he is"
by Kuska July 6, 2016
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Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.
-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011
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sebelius

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013
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