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Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
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by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003
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by Shartz December 28, 2007
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The word "Sebemma" can be used as a noun, pronoun, or adjective. The word describes a person that ruins something fun, like a game, joke, or riddle. (i.e. Someone tell a riddle to his group of friends. One of his friends figures the riddle out. He then goes off to tell all his other friends that don't know, effectively ruining the riddle and fun.) This word is interchangeable with the more common words like "Party Pooper", "Buzzkill" and "Mood Killer". The original "Sebemmas" were two people named Sebastien and Emma, hence the name "Sebemma". Being called, named or associated with the word causes discomfort with some people to the point that they will defend themselves even though they are guilty. They will go as far as to pass on blame of being a "Sebemmas" to escape the corruption of it's title.
The word "Sebemma" can be used as a noun, pronoun, or adjective. The word describes a person that ruins something fun, like a game, joke, or riddle. (i.e. Someone tell a riddle to his group of friends. One of his friends figures the riddle out. He then goes off to tell all his other friends that don't know, effectively ruining the riddle and fun.) This word is interchangeable with the more common words like "Party Pooper", "Buzzkill" and "Mood Killer". The original "Sebemmas" were two people named Sebastien and Emma, hence the name "Sebemma". Being called, named or associated with the word causes discomfort with some people to the point that they will defend themselves even though they are guilty. They will go as far as to pass on blame of being a "Sebemmas" to escape the corruption of it's title.
One Sebemma says: "I know the triangle game!" Following this he/she goes to yell the answer to it."
One Sebemma kicks a ball into a small forest. He then leave everyone else to find the ball in the forest offering no help.
Someone yells: "Hey you're a Sebemma"
The Accused Sebemma say; "No im not a Sebemma, he is"
One Sebemma kicks a ball into a small forest. He then leave everyone else to find the ball in the forest offering no help.
Someone yells: "Hey you're a Sebemma"
The Accused Sebemma say; "No im not a Sebemma, he is"
by Kuska July 6, 2016
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-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
--"WTF? Why?"
-"For America."
--"What?"
-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"
by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011
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Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.
Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.
Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that
Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that
Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.
by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013
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