Screenager

A screenager is a teenager who spends so much time glued to their screens—be it phones, tablets, laptops, or gaming consoles—that their thumbs could bench press a small car, their neck is permanently tilted at a "texting angle," and they respond to real-life conversations with emojis instead of words.

1. I can't believe Nigel is on his phone when he's literally getting a lap dance right now. What a screenager

by Gerbmaster21 December 10, 2024

Screentard

An insulting nickname intended to shame a person who is addicted to technological devices with screens (phones, iPads, tvs) resulting in cognition decline and lack of motivation due to dopamine depletion.

Get off your phone screentard, you’ve been scrolling for an hour.

by MadameDilliDalli January 26, 2026

Screenbait

A form of bait designed to provoke a user into saying or doing something that can be screenshotted and used against them—for humiliation, doxxing, ban appeals, or long-term harassment. Screenbaiting involves carefully crafted interactions that seem private or safe but are actually being documented for future weaponization. The baiter builds trust, encourages confidence, then captures the moment when the target lets their guard down—a private admission, an off-color joke, a moment of anger. That screenshot becomes ammunition, shared publicly, sent to employers, used to destroy reputation. Screenbait is the art of turning conversation into evidence, trust into trap.

Example: "She confided in a friend about her struggles with mental health, thinking it was private. That friend screenbaited her—screenshotted the conversation and posted it publicly, mocking her vulnerability. The trust was bait; the screenshot was the catch. She learned too late that some friends fish for pain."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 18, 2026

SCREENAGER

THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU WILL BECOME AWSOME AND AMAZING.

WOW THAT GUYD A SCRNENGER IW ANT OT B ELIKE HIM ONE DAY

BECAUE OF HOW OLL GE IS.

*CAT
*IPHONE
*EAGLERCRAFT
*SCREENAGER

by blosse13 August 21, 2025

360 screening

The act of logging on to the xbox website and checking who's online to determine whether or not you should log on "offline" to avoid chat and game invites from annoying people.

Alternatively can be used to find out who's online that you overly enjoy the company of. In which case you become the 360 screened.

Matt: Hey get online, i wanna play modern warfare 2!

Joe: Hang on, lemme 360 screen to make sure that one guy that always wants to private chat me isn't on.

Meanwhile

Genericgamertag190: I hope Joe isn't 360 screening. I haven't talked to him in forever.

by Docwaffles July 5, 2010

Dual Screening

When one watches a movie/TV show while using an electronic device at the same time.

Little Dick Rick: Yo Edgar, did you watch the new episode of the Walking Dead?
Edgar: Nah man, I was dual screening so I missed out.

by ChiefofBeef March 28, 2014

pre-screening

A phone /Skype call interview.

We would like to set up a quick 15 min pre-screening skype call?

by elephegg September 14, 2016