sceintists

A pretentious twat that has to spellcheck fucking everything.

Jesus christ, Justin Hornback is spellchecking everyone again like a fucking sceintists. What a dickhole.

by bitches magee July 4, 2014

scientifical

adj. Magic-like properties explained through scientific means; an explanation for a claim to properties that defy common sense, in the absence of proof.

Scrubbing Bubbles' claim to "continue cleaning for up to four days" is a little too scientifical to be believed.

When it comes to advertising, science is the new magic. Everything is scientifical!

by tsuchi July 23, 2012

Stuff Scientist

Strong, decisive member of an underground cult that steals road signs. Most likely a male with a powerful mind, easily able to manipulate their foes. "Stuff Scientist" is a title given to those who demonstrate great ability in stuff. Before being given the title of "Stuff Scientist" one is a "Stuffinian".

"Look at that Stuff Scientist Cindy!, Hes so cute"!
"I agree".

by Rugged July 21, 2008

Dorkus scientificus

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

by nick April 25, 2005

mad scientist

When you've crammed so much for a test that you constantly repeat the facts you studied in your head, even after you've stopped studying.

You think about it while eating, while in the bathroom, while talking to your friends, while trying to go to bed, even in your dreams.

friend 1: I studied so hard for that bio test, I can't think about anything else. I've thought about the definition for homeostasis in my head repeatedly since yesterday.

friend 2: Woah, dude you've gone mad scientist.

by cramminandjammin May 22, 2016

scientitian

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022