Schlappers

A person who believes in something you don't.

"You guys are just a bunch of Schlappers"

by Unno Reverse January 10, 2020

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Schnapper

When your booty flaps make a chicken sound

Millie: what’s that noise
Jack: my bums doing a schnapper

by GordonRamsay6969 April 10, 2020

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Shapped

When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.

“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”

by Mozza_ September 10, 2020

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A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

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