schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003

schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016

Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

by Get2Kno February 1, 2010

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

schuck a duck

Plainly put, a woman with big ass dick sucking lips that she puts to good use.

Man, that Renee is a real schuck a duck!

by aurora83 January 17, 2009

Schvick

A mix between the terms "schvartze/schvatza" and "spic". Generally speaking, a schvick can be found in the state of Colorado.

"Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind this schvick who was going three miles an hour!"

by Meep.Meep May 2, 2010

Schmuck-Dyke

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010