Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009

sextaggeration

exaggerating how far you would go with a person while sexting.

We were sexting last night and i was like 'oh yeah i'd give you the best blow job ever' but i wouldn't actually do it. It was serious sextaggeration."

by cateasaurusrex April 30, 2011

Schwaggeddy

Usually a term used in graphing to describe a messy line or graph, but can be used to describe anything untidy or slipshod. Also, this term is mainly used by math geeks and teachers.

These graphs are unacceptable and way too schwaggeddy, use a ruler!

by areedj7 May 14, 2011

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017

schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022