home schooled

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."

public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?

by :P:P:P October 18, 2008

schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight

by The(famous) March 19, 2008

old schooler

old schooler" is someone who was born in the Sixties of the last century and who has been playing (in the Eighties) and still plays that kind of Heavy Metal, Speed Metal and Thrash Metal, peculiar of "that" magical decade.

Marco Lippe

Marco Lippe is an "old schooler", he plays thrash metal very well and his drumming is made with that style.

by Markù Nirnaeth June 22, 2016

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

got schooled

Getting out done, out smarted, out witted by someone.

"You have tremendous stamina to speak," said Jay Byrd to his wife. The former diplomat just realised she got schooled by husband-absorbing-too-much-diplomacy when she read between the lines to know it wasn't a compliment and he actually said, "You talk too much."

by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

Schoner

When you are messing around with a hot chick, and right before sex you cant get a boner because you have to shit so bad.

I was about to nail the hot neighbor chick but then I got a massive schoner.

by bluntfest69 June 24, 2010