Schmurick

Schmurik derives from the latin Schamoo Ricotta. Used between the dates of 1730 and 1780 to describe the buggery of ones cousins.

My dear Mr Darcy you schmurickster you.

by JLove August 3, 2004

schmargle

1. Random word for when you don't know what to say or don't care, similar to meh
2. when a conversation has hit a silence, awkward or not.

Zach: How are you?
Katt: Schmargle

Ben: Schmargle
Ian: What was that for?
Ben: You were being silent!

by KittyKatt April 21, 2006

Schmerica

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.

Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.

by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007

schmord

To flip your shit while in a complete rage.

Only when said rage causes you to shart

The boss is gonna schmord when she gets back and finds out that I didn't find a granite company.

by theswazi August 17, 2008

Schmerf

That kid at football who doesnt talk and nobdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech

that kid who wears that wack leather jacket...ya know...a Schmerf

by mwoods17 October 20, 2009

schmerf

A Person or Group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.

-Dude Who is that kid?

-I dont know man We just call him Schmerf becasue he never says anything.

by #27 j. lancers October 20, 2009

Schmurred

When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.

The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable

i wiped my hand across this picture i just drew and it schmurred!

by Mrs_Lawliet November 16, 2009