Schmoogledoink

A combination of the words 'schmoogle' and 'doink'. A gender neutral term for someone that smokes a fat blunt on the regular.

"You see that schmoogledoink over there?" He seems so chill."

by florgdomber June 16, 2024

Schmoozle

To schmooze with the intent to bamboozle.

I schmoozled my client into paying me millions.

by nydellis October 15, 2025

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

schlopple

a vast quantity of something arranged in a haphazard fashion

Chico: Dude, did you try the nachos?
Vinnie: Hell yeah man! There was a schlopple of sour cream all over those bad boys!

by rushfan1977 July 25, 2011

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013