Schmedium

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"

Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"

by Schmediums October 25, 2010

schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

Schmid-E

Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.

Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...

by .keli. December 16, 2008

schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.

'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'

by 'schlode' February 10, 2007

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008

schmiddle

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

by big zeus March 6, 2009

schmojito

mojito for a schmo

Bartender: What can I get you?
Dork: I'll have what that schmo overthere is having
Bartender: One schmojito coming up

by jecmez September 7, 2009