Schmeat

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat

Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"

by howlongcantheasebe? April 30, 2015

Schmeckle

1) penis
2) junk
3) his package
4) idiot

1) "his schmeckle was so big"
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?

by Jordyn and Veronique January 21, 2008

Schlieve

A big dick caught between two black butt cheeks

Latoya's deep crack gave me a schlieve.

by jackj763 May 22, 2008

schmecker

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

Schlief

Verb; the act of smoking marijuana but still being able to carry out your daily responsibilities.

Man that guy sure is a stoner, but its okay because he schlief's.

by TheShocker6 December 1, 2009

Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005

schmeat

Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.

I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!

by nycisme February 2, 2014