schmidt

the incorrect way to spell "Schmitt"

"Is that Schmidt, or Schmitt?"
"Schmitt! Two T's... NO D's!"

by ungalwa May 22, 2007

little schmidter

A man of above average intelligence of below average size.

Check out that little schmidter over there!

by Joey Twist September 12, 2010

Schmidtiphobia

The Fear Of Balance

Kenny was afraid to stand upon the skateboard becuse he suffers from Schmidtiphobia.

by ChineseCanadian October 29, 2008

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

schmikkel

Someone who steels jokes and are being constantly annoying

Oh you are being such a Schmikkel

by Mikkeld September 14, 2017

Schmidt

In French, a name for the Police

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts

by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017