Schleep

Same thing as saying "I'm dead"when someone says or does something funny but instead you say "I'm Schleep". You could also say it when someone does something insanely fucking stupid.

#1 *Faceplants*
#2 *Falls over laughing*😂 I'm Schleep

by Silkk31 August 11, 2017

Schleep

Being so fucking schlumped you can’t even say sleep correctly

Bro after that muffuckin stack of pancakes I’m schleep

by Schleep April 21, 2018

schleimer

german:
kick ass or something that is soooo sweet

damn! having sex with you is schleimer!

by benjo February 25, 2005

Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004

Shleem

The act of skillfully manipulating a girl (whom is presumably under the influence of some illicit substance) into having sex with you.

Dude, I went to this insane rager last night and "shleemed" two snow bunnies.

by lord_infahmad February 4, 2014

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008