Schweff

Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.

"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"

by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017

schee

a Schee is a warm-hearted, kind, caring, unexplainably thoughtful person. Usually is the first person to offer you help when struggling or to pick you up when you fall. This person also shows a care free, party animal side to them as well.

bob:: the schees are the nicest people

Jeff:: yeah I saw some at the party last night

by Abshhsjaisebmsd August 17, 2017

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

by TheHotsteppa May 17, 2018

Sceef

another word for being scared to queef

i’m so sceef right now.

by tiger67 February 18, 2019

Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

screef

Accidentally hearing someone wrong by thinking they said one thing when they actually said another. Aural version of scrife.

Did you just say you ate a baby?" "Um...no, I said I HATED babies." "Oh, I totally screefed you. My bad.

by Strange Alice August 9, 2010

schaef

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

by Anonymous August 1, 2003