Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

schlong-motion

The (un)intended movement of one's penis.

"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."

"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"

"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"

by not really Jake September 05, 2012

Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 05, 2022

schlong pong

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

by SchlongPongium November 14, 2013

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

omega schlong

A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.

guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*

by Flameaway January 03, 2020