battle scar

A tiny scar or mark that a bro likes to point out and pretend is hardcore even though he got it from eating shit off a ten inch hight dirt ramp.

Bro: dude you should see my battle scars
Guy: oh, how'd you get that?
Bro: uhhh.... you know....

by KittyKatKiller February 5, 2010

Scar Tissue

An Excellent song written by Anthony Kiedis and performed by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the greatest band ever to grace the Earth. It is also the name of Anthony Kiedis' autobiography. It was published in 2004. It told the story of Kiedis' youth and the success of the band as well as he and his friends struggles with drug and alcohol addiction.

Push me up against the wall
young kentucky girl in a push up bra

--Scar Tissue

by RHCP FOR LIFE August 15, 2008

Sartell

(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.

Dude, wait your turn! You just Sartelled the shit out of me!

by every name is fucking taken September 19, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

scantchbar

The flap of skin between the scrotum and anus.

Frankie tore his scantchbar rollerblading last week.

by Jordan Simon January 10, 2006

Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

by Poplinda. July 18, 2007

toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 4, 2004