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Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.
by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
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Saudered

The act of an older man creeping and touching younger women thinking they can get away with it because they have a grey bush.
Gramps over there just saudered that hot chick.
by chanmann January 9, 2009
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Sander

Lowkey thick, kinda sus and a hint of retardednes
Sander is a true nutter
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Saunders Middle School

A horrible school that has a large majority of kids that are against white people
saunders white kid: *eats taki*

Saunders Middle School hispanic kid: “umm you can’t eat those your white”
by sksk33 April 13, 2019
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Chocolate Top Saucer

A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.
My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!
by Jurek_11 September 30, 2010
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flying saucers

dialted pupils

normally due to use of drugs
hannah: marissa, wtf is emma on?
marissa: idk but her eyes look like flying saucers though
by emmarissa May 28, 2007
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Matthew Sanders

The real name of M Shadows, lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold
"look, there's Matthew Sanders!"

"fuck sake, it's M Shadows you div!"
by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008
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