Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

cock samurai

Term, originating in feudal Japan, referring to one who has attained absolute perfection of the anal arts.

Josh lowered his guard for a second and, before he knew it, the cock samurai had impaled him on his brown blade.

by rampagus_maximus March 2, 2004

Flight Simulator

Sexual act where a female wears a strap-on, delivers anal sex to a male in missionary position while simultaneously stroking his penis with two hands.

The actions involved would be similar to a fighter pilot holding a joystick, while executing advanced evasive flight maneuvers in the cockpit.

Josh Will asked Karly if she wanted to ride the flight simulator, he was too tired and wanted to lay down for the night.

by the great knife January 16, 2011

samcla

1) (noun) supreme hell
2) (noun) a stressful and frustrating class taught by Satan's Turkish mentor
3) (verb) to do work for such a hellish class
4) (verb) to commit suicide

1) Every second on the clock inched me closer to samcla

2) He should teach samcla - his goal is to torture

3) Day after day I lock myself in my room samclaing

4) Life sucks so I signed up for samcla

by Stimulus November 23, 2009

Samurai Jack

An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome

by Drizzy D. June 12, 2017

Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

by k2aileron December 10, 2008

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda is one of Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus' allies. He is an epic god figure who ate the brains of the Mongols, beat Billy the Kid in a duel, kicked the asses of the Power Rangers, and divided by zero and LIVED.

Zombie Cowboy Samurai Bhuda, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus and Alien Cherokee Mongol Allah teamed up to take out Hitler, Stalin , Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush in one minute.

by Captain Action Volcano May 28, 2011