A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.
by RSSR March 16, 2011
The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.
In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.
by montyl January 22, 2010
When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.
by grandmaster R June 24, 2009
Squirt Factories tend to be confined to bachelor pads. Two or more men get together with the sole intention of assisting women in squirting. It is in these rooms that women's carnal desires are realised. Via theoretical, empirical and physical research, Squirt Factories have become the worlds number one destination for women wishing to experience a 'Squirting' orgasm. Both the Urethal and Perenial sponges are massaged, vigorously, to create that previously mythical phenomenon!
Chris: Hey Luke, how's the squirt factory rota this month?
Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.
Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!
Luke: You're the best man!
Chris: I know!
Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.
Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!
Luke: You're the best man!
Chris: I know!
by BruffandConlon June 14, 2013
A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.
by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 26, 2020
When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.
by Dick child the first June 02, 2020
A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.
Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.
by Michael Dubrow November 13, 2013