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1. Short for San Jose, CA.
LEts trip down to San Jo for some dime bags and shit.
San Jo by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Diego Soft Serve 

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.
Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.
San Diego Soft Serve by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

San Bernaghetto 

The name given to the cracked roads and run down general look of San Bernardino. Not by any means the nicest place in Southern California. Bonus points for lots of gigantic asian super markets.
Driving through from picking up my girlfriend in San Bernardino, I remarked at how potholed and cracked the roads were . "Yup that's why it is called San Bernaghetto."

San Jose State University

aka San Jose State or SJSU

The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.

A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.

On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!