Richard

Very conceited, only cares about themselves. Richards have dirty minds and spend the late hours of the night looking at pictures of girls. Although Richard is socially stupid in academics he's always on top.

Richard needs to have a high in the face with a chair.
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Richard AKA: Dick

Tall and handsome with brown eyes. Cares for others, but once he loves them he treats them like sh*t. This one in particular, a Gemini.

Once he feels he is right, there is nothing more you can do. You will ALWAYS be wrong! He gets to selfish in his own mind, than what he is doing to the people that care most. He will push you away faster than him accepting his own faults.

He cheats, but will state he did it for good reason, or for retaliation. Holds drugs higher on the pedistal than anything else.

Will always be unhappy, unless you let him control you, or do what he wants you to do.
"This is Richard, but he prefers DICK!"
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shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme
"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"
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Richard

A slob that is immature and unattractive. he is very gay and has a small penis but is nice and funny when you get to meet him
ew is that richard hes gay. i heard he has a small pp too hahaha, hes honestly really funny tho
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That one Brazilian friend you have who you can literally say anything to.
gurl : who da ?

otha gurl : that’s richard

gurl: do you know him ?

otha gurl : yeaaaa hes my no.1 soundest lad on planet earth
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Omg have you seen that Richard I had to run for my life
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Richard is a name that identifies someone is a meatball
You’re being a total Richard
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