A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024
Get the Matpat retiringmug. A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.
"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
by fresheneesz December 21, 2023
Get the Retired toxicmug. The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.
by bushlight December 21, 2017
Get the Retiredmug. by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
Get the an early retirementmug. A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap
by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022
Get the Retired spectatormug. by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022
Get the Retired From Livingmug. Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 4, 2020
Get the Retiring to the gardenmug.