retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 02, 2021

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 04, 2020

Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.

The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.

by sisibubbles February 27, 2022

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 January 31, 2018

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 11, 2015