noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.
"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"
by heylookitsmarco2 February 6, 2009
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"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
by foxwoot September 19, 2006
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When you flirt with someone, even if you are not attracted to them, just because they flirted first. Can be done consciously or unconsciously. Can be done by men or women. Can even be done by a heterosexual when he/she is flirted with by a homosexual.
Guy 1: What were you doing flirting with that girl?! She's and ugly ass bitch! and you have a girlfriend! I know she has a thing for you but still man
Guy 2: Wait What? I didn't even realize. I must have just been a return the flirt instance.
Guy 2: Wait What? I didn't even realize. I must have just been a return the flirt instance.
by iisscene August 7, 2009
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When you just turned your computer off but need to turn it on just for a sec to print or email something, then turn it off again. This wastes a lot of time especially if you have a slow computer but still need to email something. reshuttingdown may be accompanied by being pissed
When you just turned your computer off but need to turn it on just for a sec to print or email something, then turn it off again. This wastes a lot of time especially if you have a slow computer but still need to email something. reshuttingdown may be accompanied by being pissed
Alright! I finished typing my essay and now i can go to bed
Aw shit i forgot to print out my essay, I guess I have to reshutdown my slow- ass computer.
Aw shit i forgot to print out my essay, I guess I have to reshutdown my slow- ass computer.
by hongkongmarket September 8, 2010
Get the reshutdown mug.Rehungent (re-hung-gent), is the powerful and overwhelming reaction a woman feels upon seeing an incredibly well-hung male genatalia. This is accompanied by the unique combination of fear, excitement, and thoughts of "oh god, its going to spear through my uterus and beyond" which one would normally associate with Japanese tentacle porn, elephants or maybe even reverse childbirth.
Male: "So I slept with Whats-her-name last night. She was totally rehungent when I whipped it out. Nothing's better than that shocked face."
Female: "Pfft, you're so full it. That's not even a word or a real phenomenon."
*unzip*
Female: "WHY IS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IN YOUR PANTS"
Female: "Pfft, you're so full it. That's not even a word or a real phenomenon."
*unzip*
Female: "WHY IS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IN YOUR PANTS"
by fascism_monkey October 29, 2012
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