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remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
mugGet the remotemug.

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!
by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018
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Remoted

when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man
george got remoted today!!”
holy shit that must’ve hurt”
by JamesCharlesCock September 23, 2020
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Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.
Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
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Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!
by fngf3501 April 12, 2022
mugGet the Remotemug.

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
mugGet the remote penismug.

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