Ranch Party

A group of persons who smoke cigarettes simultaneously, taking great joy in the act.

That ranch party in my car yesterday took ten years off our collective lives, easily.

If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.

by Huervo May 25, 2006

Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).

That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!

by Hitler89 November 12, 2009

ranch salad dressing

Molly Malone

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"

by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013

ranch ranch

Form of drug where Jolly Ranchers are laced with LSD or Acid. Typically made by college students and used at raves.

That girl got fucked up on ranch ranch last night!

by Poopdollar May 15, 2014

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015

Ranch it down

The act of using an immense amount of ranch to make your food taste better and/or less spicy.

"Damn baby your chicken is too spicy, maybe you should ranch it down."

by hungryhippos May 31, 2015