Quesadilla

Ejaculating into a girl's mouth in such a way that it looks like a quesadilla with extra cheese.

I gave her a good Quesadilla last night.

by erbzzz69 October 4, 2018

con queso

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary

Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)

by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009

quember

an act of shivering or to display a feeling of fright throughout the entire body, when in the presence of something scary.

"Geez, whenever I watch Nightmare on Elm Street, I always quember down to my toes!"

Eric- "Everytime I walk into the room, people cower in their chairs and quember." :(
Langston- "Well maybe you should stop wearing that halloween costume!"

by snowwbeast September 8, 2011

Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

Quess

Quess encapsulates feeling uncomfortable, sickly and hot in any situation. It can also represent the challenge of being stuck in a physically annoying or troublesome circumstance for a prolonged period.

Kam: "Hey, Seb, do you want to come out to the pub later with us today to watch the game?"
Seb: "Nah bro, I'm sorry; after last night's party, I feel so quess."
Whitz: "I agree with Seb, I'm feeling really quess too. It's probably best I stay at home"

by montorole October 31, 2023

Weak Quesadilla

A mexican entree with very little meat in it, typically made by cheap chain restaurants.

That chick working at Qdoba just made me a weak quesadilla.

by Yankee746 July 26, 2009

no quema cuh

Your truck or car doesn’t start or does burnout

Aye, No quema cuh

by edgarnationnnn November 26, 2022