Geese Quacking

To Goose Quack; the act of geese quacking.

When a person is "eating out" a female and spits into the vagina. The female queefs and the spit flies back into the person's face, making a sound similar to that of a goose.

Dude, don't date that chick, she goose quacked me.

I love it when I see people geese quacking.

by SuperEncodedMadness December 18, 2009

Quack You

used as an insult or threat. especially if you can't think of anything. sometimes is considered STRONG LANGUAGE.

that person who sits next to you: (steals eraser) ha! ha! ha!
you: give that back or i'll.......
that person who sits next to you: or you'll what?
you: quack you!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 14, 2013

Quack Mouth

An incredibly offensive slur that should never be used. The definition of the term is so offensive it shouldn’t be discussed

Gary: “Stacy is such a quack mouth”

Ben: “Gary you seriously can’t say that, so uncool”

by FriendlyThesaurus March 13, 2021

Orange Billed Quack Quack

A rare variant of an Oystercatcher bird, native to Teignmouth in Devon, UK. Can be distinguished by darker chest feathers than other variants. Numbers are now limited to 8 breeding pairs since a large flock landed on the Teignmouth Rugby Club pitch on a Thursday afternoon and were eaten by the Aldworth brothers before training.

That there’s an Orange Billed Quack Quack. Not many of they left now.

by KevTheBrock February 20, 2018

quack ass

Quack Ass: A singular fart or series of farts resembling the sound of ducks quacking.

Chuck: Hey Bill, I think dinner gave me a bad case of Quack Ass.

Bill: Well Chuck, let's just hope the Duck Sauce can wait until later.

by MicroSwaggin November 5, 2013

Quack Echo

When a person who has just recieved pay-off anal sex goes into the bathroom afterwards to freshen up, the noise that they produce as they sit down on the toilet and fart out depraviar is known as a quack echo.

"Whoa! You just hear that quack echo? Leanne must have got lucky!"

"Err, no, i'm in here," shouts Leanne from the kitchen.

"Fuck! It must have been Albert then! That sly old dog."

"Oh yeah, he loves it. And i've got a silencer anyway," explains Leanne, "so you wouldn't hear a quack echo of that magnitude from me."

"A silencer eh? I just do mine in the shower to drown out the noise."

"Classy."

"Oh yeah. Very."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004