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Punched in the Facebook

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
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Punched in

1. When some one beats your ass so bad your face is caved in.

2. When a female has been penetrated an ungodly amount.
1. That mother fucker got punched in.

2. That bitch was punched in!
by Lassofsass March 19, 2015
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Hoe Puncher Attack

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.
1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."
by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010
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punched in the face

When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
by Estep March 30, 2009
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Puncher's Chance

It's a boxing term. It means that though you may be outclassed by your opponent, if you land a good punch, you can win.
Bob was down in the polls, but if he did well in the debate, he'd have puncher's chance of winning the election.
by BrianSnat July 15, 2015
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Pillow Puncher

A derogatory term used to describe people who listens to metal music. Presumeably because of the stereotype that all metallers are social rejects who have emotionally issues.
"Look at that corpse paint wearing faggot, blatent pillow puncher..."
by bootsandbraces August 9, 2009
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donut punchers

My roommate just told me he is a fucking donut puncher
by Rooster January 29, 2005
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