suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Tiger Pumping

Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the cock enlarges faster than the skin. So if you pump a short session, you'll get big eggs hanging in your sac. If you go for a real long session, you'll get a big bloated "grapefruit" sac.

I was Tiger Pumping so much my balls exploded.

by deftonepiper October 20, 2008

one pump chump

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

by K-Job April 23, 2006

pump and dump

Having sex with a woman one time and then never talking to them again

Boi Mike pulled an epic pump and dump with that girl from the bar

by sully224 December 5, 2016

Pain at the pump

One of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. Often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.

Producer: I got it! We'll name the news story "Pain at the pump!"

Assistant Producer: Bloody clever that one!

*400 "Pain at the pump" news stories later*

Producer: Hmm...How about we call this segment "Pain at the pump?"

Assistant Producer: I love it! Very original.

by Baxton April 1, 2008

Pumpfaking

Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.

Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.

Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.

Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.

by EATASS69 July 27, 2018

Johnny pump

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.

1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.

by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012