pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

by jess86 May 27, 2007

Pumpkin Seed

A true gem of a lady. A very cute and beautiful and beautiful enchantress whose charm and elegance are never to be underestimated.

"Hello pumpkin seed! How gorgeous you look today!"

by Pooklescratch March 22, 2010

Pumpkin Hour

The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.

Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.

Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes

by maaaannnn February 22, 2010

Pumpkin Guts

A slang term for what you would pull out of a girl's uterus after fisting her.

That chick was so loose I was able to pull out a whole fistful of pumpkin guts. I even got a few seeds!

by cFj February 27, 2009

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011

fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016