The West Pointer

A sexual act in which a male becomes fully erect moments before intercourse, then attaches (or to “Fix”) a bayonet (A trusty combat knife that attaches to the barrel of a military weapon for close combat) on to said erect penis and proceeds with intercourse, shouting “KILL” with every thrust. Popular among barracks bimbos stationed at Fort Drum.

"I got with PVT Cockinmouth last nite and gave her The West Pointer for hours"

by Stankychicken9133 March 20, 2010

penis pointer

the pevis muscles that point towards your penis

damn!!!! he has a nice penis pointer!

by Jenna J January 9, 2006

pointer

To a programmer, it is the root of all evil, headaches, and bugs.

Fuckin' pointer made me stay up all night.

by qqqqqqqq November 6, 2007

Pointer

A pointer is a data type of a programming language. Pointers are basically variables that can point to another location in memory.

Many programming headaches can be caused by the use of pointers if you're not sure what you're doing.

by obscure September 20, 2005

pinterest mom

a mom that literally diys and crafts every fucking thing

"Hey did your mom make this?"

"I mean yea she's a pinterest mom"

by easternunnsh November 23, 2016

printer ink

The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"

by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

by zooboots July 6, 2011