puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

pertassels

Flamboyant decoration essentially related to the nipple region for showmanship

Show us your pertassels!

by pertassels November 18, 2016

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Plertabating

The act of farting by means of rubbing your own butthole.

“Joshua, please stop plertabating in the middle of class.”

by Plahty January 28, 2019

Puerto Rican Weekend

Calling in sick Friday, and the following Monday.

"I'm firing Enrique for taking too many Puerto Rican Weekends."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020