cum puddle

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.

Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."

by bloodywank February 20, 2011

Puddle slut

Slutty whore who sleeps with anyone for a meth high.

For your safety please don’t feed a puddle slut meth if you do you're gonna be in for a ride.

by Cynful Cyn November 1, 2018

Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020

Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

sweat puddles

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

by monzy January 11, 2008

puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010