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poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.
Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.
"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

fire poops 

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

The Poops 

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet
Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.
The Poops by Hx December 26, 2003

Plopster 

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.
My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.
Plopster by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

alco-plops 

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.
"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"
alco-plops by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007