procrasturbator

One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.

Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.

by COMA SUTRA November 4, 2007

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009

Procrasturbating

Putting off, getting off

The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date

"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"

by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 18, 2007

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate masturbating

An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"

by Alinbos February 13, 2009

Procrasturbation

1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.

1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"

by Master Procrasturbator October 16, 2009

Procrasturbating

1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.

In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."

"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

by Reenix March 24, 2010

Procrasturbation

Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm

Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005