Procrapinating

An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.

My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

Dickens Process

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you

Chris is doing the Dickens Process. Hes going to Aruba in June.

by Keegnasty March 18, 2019

Sperm Processing Center

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.

Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

sperm processing center

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.

Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.

by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021